The article explores how women's clothing sizing is fundamentally broken, with sizes varying wildly between brands and vanity sizing making labels meaningless. The current system is based on 1940s measurements of mostly young white women and optimized for mass production rather than actual body diversity. Most clothing is designed around a size 8 template, yet fewer than 10% of women actually fit those proportions. The author learned to sew her own clothes after realizing the industry prioritizes exclusivity over fit, and argues that since sizes are arbitrary anyway, the system could be redesigned to actually serve women's bodies.