A founder spent over 9,600 euros and five months to incorporate a company in Germany but still cannot send invoices due to waiting for a VAT ID. The process involved multiple expensive intermediaries including lawyers, notaries, courts, and tax firms, all of whom could bill immediately while the founder remains unable to generate revenue. The complex bureaucratic system required forming two companies (UG & Co. KG structure), rejecting simple company names like "Plenty" as "too generic," and locking away 2,000 euros in untouchable share capital, highlighting Germany's friction-heavy business formation process.