AI company logos have developed a troubling trend of resembling buttholes, featuring circular designs with central openings and radiating gradients. Companies like OpenAI, Anthropic's Claude, and others follow this pattern due to circular design psychology, copycat effects, and design-by-committee processes that create safe but anatomically suggestive results. This reflects the tech industry's fear of standing out and tendency toward visual conformity, similar to previous design trends like skeuomorphism and flat design. The author humorously suggests companies should test logos with diverse audiences and embrace more distinctive visual approaches to break free from this sphincter-inspired aesthetic that dominates AI branding.